in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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