I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Your cock deserves a montage
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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