I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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