Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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