yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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