maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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