Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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