kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
