I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i believe in u and ur pee
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