Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i dont even know how to be here
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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