What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
