It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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