I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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