My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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