I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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