we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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