drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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