the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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