like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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