Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How drunk are you?
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