but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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