this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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