A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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