Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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