the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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