yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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