you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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