eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
