Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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