why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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