none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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