I could have mohawked her pubes.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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