I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
