Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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