go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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