I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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