Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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