question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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You. Win. At. Life.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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