i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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