This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
