OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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