Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
