oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Holy shit dude........stairs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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