Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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