Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
only you would photoshop your dick
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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