I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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