She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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