I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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