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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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