another moral hangover. fuck.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't turn off my feet"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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