Define "chronic" masturbator.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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