fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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